The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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