His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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