Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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