So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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