Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.