insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.