i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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