So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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