Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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