My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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