bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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