Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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