He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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