She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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