Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
How naked do you want me to be?
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