At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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