thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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