i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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