plz talk dirty to me
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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