Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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