soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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