she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm passing your future prison.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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