Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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