I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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