Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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