Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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