Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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