I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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