Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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