Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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I need to calm my uterus...
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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