The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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