Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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