4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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