i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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