I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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