is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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