operation harelip BJ is a go
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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