planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
