yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
