he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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