It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.