Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(630): View more from Illinois

I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(630): I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward? http://tfl.nu/ncf8

Replies (36) Good night (553) Bad night (2766) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic http://tfl.nu/5xzq

Replies (37) Good night (4978) Bad night (1358) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(440): View more from Ohio

i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(440): i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me. http://tfl.nu/ypbg

Replies (38) Good night (462) Bad night (5512) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(304): View more from West Virginia

STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(304): STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us! http://tfl.nu/rgw4

Replies (31) Good night (7957) Bad night (737) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(617): View more from Massachusetts

I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(617): I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you http://tfl.nu/p9k4

Replies (12) Good night (5236) Bad night (889) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(734): View more from Michigan

Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(734): Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success. http://tfl.nu/ji3r

Replies (10) Good night (1790) Bad night (804) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(503): View more from Oregon

i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(503): i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text http://tfl.nu/7lw4

Replies (5) Good night (4694) Bad night (766) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(401): View more from Rhode Island

I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(401): I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom http://tfl.nu/vj7o

Replies (11) Good night (2595) Bad night (728) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(480): View more from Arizona

Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(480): Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan. http://tfl.nu/ryui

Replies (5) Good night (3105) Bad night (789) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(203): View more from Connecticut

some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(203): some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed. http://tfl.nu/br4z

Replies (7) Good night (2452) Bad night (754) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(706): View more from Georgia

I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(706): I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself http://tfl.nu/6gni

Replies (15) Good night (1345) Bad night (428) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(703): View more from Virginia

The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.

(703): View more from Virginia

The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(703): The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night. (703): The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie. http://tfl.nu/hgcg

Replies (27) Good night (996) Bad night (2534)
Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation. http://tfl.nu/s4gv

Replies (7) Good night (1157) Bad night (584) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(605): View more from South Dakota

I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(605): I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more. http://tfl.nu/w7nf

Replies (14) Good night (1256) Bad night (756) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(508): View more from Massachusetts

Love me.

(781): View more from Massachusetts

GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Just for one nugget?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(508): Love me. (781): GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS. (508): Just for one nugget? http://tfl.nu/9y03

Replies (6) Good night (2592) Bad night (569)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: