Sry I called you an 8
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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