these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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