He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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