Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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