Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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