So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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