Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I need water and some morals
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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