it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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