Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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