I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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