On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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