That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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