margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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