That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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